Who ya gonna call? Probably not this guy.

Apparently, Huang Jianjun, of Guangzhou Guangdong Province, China, has a very special penis: it traps ghosts.

What the deuce?

This man, has seen some shit. And apparently some lady parts, illegally. Image via www.gawker.com

I'm not sure a year in the county jail is really that much of a sentence for Kenneth Enlow, 54, who was arrested in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, after he was caught sitting inside a septic tank to spy on women.

I mean, he's already been through some shit.