Apparently, Huang Jianjun, of Guangzhou Guangdong Province, China, has a very special penis: it traps ghosts.
Or at least that is what he reportedly told a young woman who apparently BELIEVED HER VAGINA WAS HAUNTED. Ol' Huang the Wang convinced her he was a ghostbuster and if he could just get up in there, Dr. Peter Venkman style, the ghosts rattling their chains in her nether region would cling to his penis and she would be effectively... exercised.
Now Huang might not actually be a ghostbuster, but he sure as hell is one heck of a salesman. Not did she agree to his penetrating procedure, but she actually paid him several thousand to do it.
But, apparently the next morning she had second thoughts. I don't know, maybe her vagina was just getting old and settling or something. Maybe a draft was blowing through. Whatever it was, she decided nope, no haunted vajayjay. And she had him charged.
In all fairness though, I mean she thought it was haunted. He... exercised it. Then she didn't think it was haunted any more. Are we positive it didn't work?
Regardless, a piece advice for Huang: if convicted and facing jail time remember to never cross the streams. Ever. Unless you are being attacked by a giant marshmallow man. Which I suppose could happen in a Chinese prison.
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