I'm told she also sings

If you'd asked me yesterday if I wanted to watch Katy Perry do an awkward boxing choreography while singing one of her SONGs, I would have told you yes. I'd probably watch Katy Perry eat crackers for half an hour.

Yeah I know, I should get out more.

Who ya gonna call? Probably not this guy.

Apparently, Huang Jianjun, of Guangzhou Guangdong Province, China, has a very special penis: it traps ghosts.

What the deuce?

This man, has seen some shit. And apparently some lady parts, illegally. Image via www.gawker.com

I'm not sure a year in the county jail is really that much of a sentence for Kenneth Enlow, 54, who was arrested in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, after he was caught sitting inside a septic tank to spy on women.

I mean, he's already been through some shit.

Oh, Miley, You Crazy

Gif borrowed from PerezHilton.com. Because, damn it really says it all.

Oh sure, I could rip on Miley Cyrus' VMA performance with Robin Thicke.

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